Can I get a Venti Java Chip Frappuccino, Double Blended, To Go, Please?

Oh yes - today I deserve overtly-homosexual, dramatically over-named coffees. Don't worry, however. Even I am too manly to order the aforementioned coffee - and go for my regular weapon of choice - the far more manly "Mocha with Whipped Cream".

I often stand there, alone, at the front of the queue - frantically searching through my numerous coffee shop loyalty cards in order to pull out the one that will save me a whole twenty pence whilst the people stand behind me, chuckling about what beverage I have selected - however - I don't care. Of course I don't! I've got a script to finish!

Basically, I am working on a film noir at the moment - and despite the fact that it's only to be about five minutes long, and I've been working on the script for weeks - It's still not finished! However, I have not thrown in the hypothetical towel yet as the reason I am allowing what I call "script snobbery", and what others are calling "being a social recluse with no life and no chance of ever getting a girlfriend" to take place - as this film will play a huge part in my university application. Tonight, I've decided that although I do have to go to my Saturday job tomorrow, I am pulling a now trademarked "all-nighter" to make progress, and will naturally rely on one of my local coffee shop's manly beverages to maintain me through tomorrow.

Still, with "operation for awesome" AKA "Applying to uni" now in full effect - I don't mind pulling more all-nighters, and besides, you get to hear some mighty interesting sounds at half-past-silly when you live in an urbanised area; - the kind of thing that sounds mildly reminiscent to every episode of "eastenders" being crammed into a sandwich, and fed to you through your ears in just thirty seconds.

Anyway, the script has a horrible habit of not writing itself, So I'm going to get back on with it!

If I am alive, check back Monday to find out what happens!

Peace.

PS. I have installed a new, brighter light bulb today. I don't like how dull the old one was - it made the hallway look scary at night - which made me afraid of using the toilet.